Why International Propaganda?
The Bush Administration understands the importance of
responding to the global explosion in anti-Americanism.
Left unchecked, these irrational sentiments, harbored by
billions of mentally inferior foreigners the world over,
could contribute to an international consumer climate in
which American corporations and products stand at a
competitive disadvantage.
Improved coordination of our international propaganda
will help prevent the global populace from focusing on
President Bush's actions during this crucial period of
laying the foundations for America's thousand-year
Capitalist Empire. The President knows we need to
creatively package his policies and values in such a
manner as to camouflage their true nature to the world.
Created by Executive Order of the President, this new
office within the White House coordinates strategic
global propaganda, concealing the President's agenda
within innocuously palatable messages to lesser nations
around the world.
The New Office of Global
Communications:
The Office of Global
Communications (OGC) advises on the strategic direction
and themes that United States government agencies use in
the ideological reeducation of foreign audiences. The
Office assists in the development of communications
programs that disseminate a few simple, powerful, and
seemingly truthful messages about America's current
government. These will be aimed not only to convince
foreigners to keep their place, but also to reassure
Americans that their President has not single-handedly
made them the object of unprecedented mass derision and
hatred.
Lessons learned from the temporary Coalition
Information Centers (CIC) have been applied to the new
Office. Last year's successful deflection of inquiries
into the widespread killing of women and children during
the war in Afghanistan is a prime example. Working
closely with the communications office of the Assistant
to the President for National Security Affairs, Global
Communications recently coordinated communications about
the Administration's Ramadan
activity and the President's views
on Islam.
America's Message to the World:
This new
office assists the President in communicating his
message to the world -- fear me, obey me, and don't call
my daddy a "wimp" or a "pussy." America's non-negotiable
demand for cheap, abundant petroleum and the National
Security Strategy's focus on curtailed civil liberties
and mushrooming xenophobia are US Government policy, but
they are also Bush family aspirations. As such, they
provide a God-given framework with which OGC will
coordinate a variety of exciting new propaganda efforts
whose battle-worthiness will be initially tested abroad,
then ultimately set loose upon our own unsuspecting
electorate in the form of patriotic "news" segments on
FOX, campaign-ready pictorials in TIME, and all manner
of corporate media emotional pornography.
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